warning: blasphemy and existential crises ahead.

Jesus rose from the dead. Zombies are the living dead. Ergo, Jesus is a zombie. Also, next Sunday marks Jesus Zombification Day. And to assess the correct way to spell zombification, I set up a googlefight between zombification and zombiefication. You can ascertain the results yourself.

How to celebrate? I want to bake a cake and frost it so say "JESUS DON'T EAT OUR BRAINS." Other ideas?

In continuing pigeon gore news, Geri and walked by a disembodied pigeon leg yesterday in the mission. It was extremely not gory though. I think it may have caused Geri some sort of existential crisis. Disembodied pigeon legs can do that. I think there's a section in Sartre's Being and Nothingness to that effect.