2 halloween things

thing one: I walk down the street every year and have this same thought: Are you dressed like a hipster for Halloween or are you actually a hipster?

thing two:

Seen while walking home from class.

A girl in a girl-in-a-very-short-dress-that-maybe-has-a-boa-which-makes-it-a-costume costume chases after a gaggle of Elvii on the corner of 17th and Valencia. She catches up with them and then tries to do the hip-gyrating Elvis thing while yelling "Elvis! Elvis! Let me be! Keep your pelvis far from me!"

She then falls on the ground and sprawls out in a rather indecent manner.

One Elvis says, "I'm seeing one too many pelvises right now."