best thing overheard on the bus yesterday

The scene, the back of the #45 bus. Our players, a young boy, about 5, and his dad, a dirty hippie type.

Boy: (says something I don't hear)
Dad: Do you want to go to your mom's house?
Boy: No.
Dad: Then don't talk to me that way.

pause

Dad: Do you want Justin to be your dad?
Boy: No.
Dad: Then don't talk to me that way.